all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie
okay but imagine a worth it/unsolved crossover where they do each other’s shows or something, but also where they film it in the style of their own show
so you get andrew and steven wandering around a haunted house, with slow motion close ups of their faces every time they get scared, every now and then they shout “ghost fact!”
and then there’s shane and ryan going to try three different popcorn places at three drastically different price points, constant bickering over which popcorn is the best, everything is filmed with a go pro, shane makes up terrible animations to go with each restaurant
- If you love action film especially with arse kicking female lead, you should go see it.
- Delphine ain’t a queer bait, y’all. I like the cuddling scene between Lorraine and Delphine more than their love scene. Points to the dialogue in the cuddling scene too.
- Lorraine’s growth/change can be seen both in her action and dialogue. [hint 1: the scene Lorrain is looking across the Berlin wall. hint 2: the dialogue in the cuddling scene and so on.]
- Lorraine has tears in her eyes when she mentions Delphine’s death during a scene near the end.
Yes, I know an LGBTQ+ and cute as fuck character dies. But Delphine’s role was gender flipped, y’all. This character is originally male. Plus, in the beginning of the film, Lorraine’s male bae is the first character to die. I’m gay af but I don’t think we should snub this film because Delphine is dead.
- The action choreography in this film is insane! There is a continual action scene in a building and it goes on for 10 or 15 minutes without cut. At All. Fucking brilliant.
Truth be told, I went to watch it because of Charlize and David Leitch, the director but I fell in love with Sofia Boutella’s and James McAvoy’s performance too (I’ve always loved McAvoy) and I love the plot twist as well.
Delphine is the reason Lorraine has changed for the better.
The scene in B Story when Lorraine has a gun at Delphine’s head, it shows that Delphine cares about Lorraine’s male bae who gets killed when she doesn’t even know that Lorraine and the poor bastard had been in a relationship. Delphine dies trying to help Lorraine without even knowing that Lorraine is actually Satchel.Anonymous asked:
simplify-your-vibrations answered:
Yeah, I agree that Tom is great! And his character as Lord Beckett is my absolute fav of his! I’ve been thinking of opening up submissions or recruiting more moderators for this blog to help keep it alive…
the blue room, 2018
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